The Persistence of a Dog in Heat

Yesterday my project coordinator boarded a plane back to Hanoi. What did I do after? Biked to the the beach for lunch and had a couple of beers. I know what you're all thinking but forgive me for thinking I deserve a bit of a break from biking in 100 degree (F) and community interviews. Anyhow, while Vuong and I were on the beach finishing our beers, at (directional) one oclock a small white dog was trying to mount a bigger black dog. Here was the conversation that went on between vuong and I. (Use your imagination people)

Sou: Wow. Is that really happening?

Vuong: Huh?

S: (pointing to the dogs) over there

V: haha. Yeah it is happening.

(we watch the event)

S: Oh look, she's bored... (black dog walks away. Male follows) LOL look how much he wants it!

V: Wants what?

S: To mount her! Now looks like he's tired (male dog lays down. female dog lays down about a 2 yards away watching male dog) You know what he's thinking?

V: Huh?

S: "Its ok. She wants this. She'll come back"

V: How do you know that? You can see on their face?

S: Yep! (female dog walks over to male dog) Oh shes good, she's teasing him! (female dog sits down in front of male dog and male dog tries to mount again but female starts biting)

This continues for about another minute

(male dog lays down and rolls on his back)

V: what do you think he's thinking now?

S: Nothing. He's tired.

V: He gave up?

S: Nope. They never give up. (male swats a paw at the female when she approaches him)

V: He gave up!

S: No. Im telling you!

scene continues for a while (female lays with her back to the male. He gets up and tries to mount her)

S: See I told you! They never give up!

(male succeeds for a few seconds but the female fights him off)

Vuong begins to play Grenade by Bruno Mars

"Black, black, black and blue beat me til i'm numb

Tell the devil I said, Hey, when you get back to where youre from

Mad woman, bad woman, that's just what you are"

S: Perfect song! LOL cheers! (we cheers)

Ok it might not seem that funny when I'm scripting it but trust me in the moment it was hilarious!